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get a scrotum tuck thru the VA


I think I'll forego the sack manipulation and just ask for full blown hearing aids instead
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i plan to reinvent the toilet as we know it.

I have no doubts in your success.
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Mariners fan takes baseball to the face while trying to make a catch with giant poutine bowl

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I have no doubts in your success.

when production begins, i will send you a free one
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when production begins, i will send you a free one

no toilet can hold my bullshiit
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no toilet can hold my bullshiit

it is designed for humans


but some of them are total cows
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Those things are useless to you anyway, cut em off, fry em up with some fava beans and enjoy with a nice Chianti.

Unless you have plans of spawning more mini flaps of course, but you shouldn't do that.
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Trials and tribulations of eating right.....


I'm back to being stopped up and only having foam coming outta my hole when I sit to take a squeeze. This fucking sucks. When I was eating pizza and other bad shit, I was dumping 3x/day, like a champ.


Never wanted to have a big'ol poopy in my life till right now.



Been 3 days. THREE LONG FUCKING DAYS!!!
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Those things are useless to you anyway, cut em off, fry em up with some fava beans and enjoy with a nice Chianti.

Unless you have plans of spawning more mini flaps of course, but you shouldn't do that.

I cringe at the thought of having another kid. One and done
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Trials and tribulations of eating right.....


I'm back to being stopped up and only having foam coming outta my hole when I sit to take a squeeze. This fucking sucks. When I was eating pizza and other bad shit, I was dumping 3x/day, like a champ.


Never wanted to have a big'ol poopy in my life till right now.



Been 3 days. THREE LONG FUCKING DAYS!!!

I started taking a probiotic about 5-6 days ago (was going about a week without shitting). Things are getting a little better. I imagine it doesn't just normalize over night, but I did take a fairly large dump 2 days ago. I've added a lot of ruffage to my diet over the last 4 weeks as well. Lots of Costco chicken caesar salads.
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Wife finally replenished our Trubiotics supply, and I took one each morning and have been dumping like a champ ever since.

So much for thinking it was just "snake oil" Worked like a charm, and I know I deuced out nearly 15 lbs in the past few days.
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