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I cant catch a Break. Another one of my Friends just Died!

Poor guy was having problems with his rather obese wife. Gossip says that she was mad at him for forgetting their anniversary three years in a row. Woman told him that their next anniversary will be tomorrow and that when she wakes up there had better be something in the driveway waiting for her that will go from 0 to over 100 in less than 6 seconds flat. If nothing is there when she goes out there then its over between them.

Woman woke up that morning to find her husband gone, and a rather small box sitting in the driveway. Thinking there was a smaller box inside with keys to a sports car that he was hiding from her, she rapidly ran outside are ripped the box open.

Instead of finding keys, all she found...was a bathroom scale.

They just buried him last week
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i think dunlirk is a 12 year old
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i think dunlirk is a 12 year old
I imagine a soft helmet and drool cup, but I guess yours thinks could be correct as well.
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I imagine a soft helmet and drool cup, but I guess yours thinks could be correct as well.

my's thinks aren't always correct but sometimes they's are correct %100 of the time
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I imagine a soft helmet and drool cup, but I guess yours thinks could be correct as well.

Are you certain you aren't referring to me?

I'd like a custom title of I AM AUTISM.
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