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His voice is so soothing I'd seriously pay to have him read me bedtime stories.

Take a nice warm bath. Get suited up in your footy pajamas, and crawl under the covers. All warm and snugly and whatnot. And then he walks into the room, carrying your favorite bedtime story. He slides a chair over next to your bed and begins reading.

"Once upon a time...." he starts, pausing to look up at you.


And the story goes on....


"And they lived happily ever after..." he says as he slowly closes the book. He leans over, gives you a small kiss on the forehead, and says "goodnight, sweetpea".


He slides the chair back, and reaches over to the lamp to shut it off and says, "Now its time for some real fun. TEEHEE"

AND THE BEAT GOES ON

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who are the two girls?

some milf and her daughter
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who are the two girls?

I've been wondering that myself.
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From the main meet thread. Which one is ry_goody?
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Ry goody shows
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Rachel just whored me around at the meet at Bonnie's request via phone. I feel so dirty. And I like it.
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Rachel just whored me around at the meet at Bonnie's request via phone. I feel so dirty. And I like it.

whodat
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(i think)
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eh.. maddog.. i heard you're AWESOME
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captain obvious

no, my opinion matters. i'm sad that it seems to have turned out that way
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sup

I didn't get to talk to you.
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I didn't get to talk to you.

i was outside stargazing with vig
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were you guys holding hands?
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i was outside stargazing with vig

BUT I TALKED TO HIM.
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