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Look at what I get to work on at work today

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NO NO NO!

Set that bitch on fire NOW.
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NO NO NO!

Set that bitch on fire NOW.

Boss wanted me to see if it can be used for a work machine. Found out it was his daughter's computer before she left for college
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Boss wanted me to see if it can be used for a work machine. Found out it was his daughter's computer before she left for college

Windows search *.jpg for noodz. DO IT.
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Windows search *.jpg for noodz. DO IT.

I'll do you one better.

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"This machine is shit. I'm going to take it to the recycling centre tomorrow if that's ok? I have the tools to break it down at home"
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Fuck it. This thread is going to be a diary of the shittiness that is my IT job now.

So things I can tell you that have happened up to date:
* The "high end computer" they gave me has 8GB of RAM and a full 1TB hard drive
* I work on Windows XP machines because my company is too cheap to just upgrade the other machines
* Our inventory is found on "Google Spreadsheets"
* I don't have a phone at my desk. I'm IT and there is no phone in my area at all.
* The server is located in the bathroom. FML
* "Here's an old box of computer stuff. Is anything worth while?" Yeah these PS2 keyboards are going for DOLLARS on Ebay right now.
* We need to move the server out of the bathroom. I can't state how many things are wrong with this picture. "One day. For now can you stop the timecard machine from making a noise when it's used?"
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Called IT Support today

- "So here's the login information for the server. Now I want you to take a look at the hard drive space. Notice how there is almost none left. That's your problem now. The people who set this up were a bunch of idiots."

Manager - "I'm not investing any more money into that thing. I don't even care"

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Whatcha doin at work that needs more than 8gb? Also tell that bitch you can buy a used optiplex 780 for next to nothing on ebay instead of that pos windows xp machine.
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Whatcha doin at work that needs more than 8gb? Also tell that bitch you can buy a used optiplex 780 for next to nothing on ebay instead of that pos windows xp machine.

For a server to host files, run custom software, host my nudes, etc
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i spend all day doing backend work then getting berated for not producing visible "deliverables" for the client. I have to explain over and over again, every single day, how websites aren't just a bunch of static pages hosted for free on geocities. I have been applying for jobs...
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like the other day I made the mistake of making a form before writing the code to handle it and someone had to rush over and tell me it wasn't saving anything.
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I spent 2 days last week copy/pasting and reformatting the contents of a PDF into HTML. I'm not saying I'm above doing stupid grunt work like that, but I get paid $35/hr and they could hire someone in india to do this for $0.50/hr...
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Damn you're not Ohio are you, I'll take $35 an hour to do that .
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Monday Update

Current projects:
1. Update our online inventory to match our lot
2. Take pictures of 140+ trailers to upload to the website
3. Create 6 emails and set them up on 3 computers
4. Edit an instructional video of usage of a recreational trailer
5. Film a commercial to advertise our Cargo Trailer line up

Boss - "Eli. Drop all of that. I have a project I need you on that's super important and time sensitive. We do this every year so I need you on it ASAP"

Me - "Deal. What do you need?"

Boss - "I need you to make a birthday invitation for my sons birthday on the 11th."

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did you find any nudes?
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