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Recipe [M]ay: Spinach Lasagna

Linda's Spinach Lasagna

Linda's spinach lasagna taught me that noodles = useless pieces of carb-y shit.

GOD GOD YES.

1 pound ground beef
2 tablespoons onion, chopped
1/8 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 cup spaghetti sauce
8 ounces cream cheese
1 egg
1/8 teaspoon pepper
10 ounces frozen chopped spinach, thawed & drained
4 ounces mozzarella cheese, shredded
2 tablespoons parmesan cheese (I used the kind in a can)




( Walmart brand stuff 4-lyfe! )



Brown the hamburger with the onion; drain off the fat.

Mix in the garlic powder and spaghetti sauce; season to taste and heat until bubbly.


Meanwhile, soften the cream cheese in a medium-size microwaveable bowl for about 40-60 seconds. Stir until creamy; beat in the egg and pepper with a spoon until well mixed. Blend in the spinach.



This stuff is Jesus. It tastes so creamy and almost ricotta-y.






KITTLE BUN BRAEK TIEMME









Spread half of the meat mixture evenly in the bottom of a greased, 8 x 8" glass baking pan. Spread the spinach mixture over the meat; top with the mozzarella, then the rest of the meat. It may not completely cover the top, but that's ok. Sprinkle with the parmesan cheese.






Bake at 350 about 30 minutes until hot and bubbly. Let stand 3 minutes before serving.







Eat then and jizz in your pants because it's SO, SO good.

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Old 06-04-2011, 07:50 PM malamute face is offline  
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I'd be willing to throw lasagna in some quotes since there are no noodles. It looks tasty. Is it runny or does it hold up at all.

I have a killer recipe from work for an apple lasagna, but it requires pasta sheets instead of ordinary lasagna noodles. I used to serve it with a pork chop and the sauce was a brandy demi glace with some whipped cream marbled into it last minute
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APPLE LASAGNA!>@!?

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It holds up just perfectly. There is only 1/2 cup of sauce in the whole thing, and that cheese spinach Jesus mix has some substance to it.
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Cooked apples, spinach, ricotta, garlic, shallots, pasta sheets. That's it. It is a BITCH to make but when it all comes together it might be the best pork dish I've ever made/eaten. Props to former chef for conjuring that one up.
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I used to make spinach lasagna and spinach stuffed shells both with noodles though.

But spinach is a wonderful flavor to mix in with said dishes
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You will loveth it.
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I hope every recipe has kittle bun braek tiemme going forward
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Cooked apples, spinach, ricotta, garlic, shallots, pasta sheets. That's it. It is a BITCH to make but when it all comes together it might be the best pork dish I've ever made/eaten. Props to former chef for conjuring that one up.

How can it be the best pork dish ever if there's no pork in? Or am I just being stupid?
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I hope every recipe has kittle bun braek tiemme going forward
I usually have one in my recipe thrads, n00b.
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I usually have one in my recipe thrads, n00b.

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i want to eat your lasagna
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Fuck your face Cindy. Don't make me unfriend you on twitter
I will likely rage about it in Facebook if you do, bucko.
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