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Friggin' bummed.


Had to witness an older gent (70-75 ish) totally collapse on the elliptical at the gym. Eyes straight rolled back in his head, skin all over turned grey. One of the girls from a treadmill administered CPR and took nearly 3+ minutes to get a steady pulse and him breathing on his own.


The kicker was, the defib box on the wall DIDN'T have a defib in it at all. First responders and po-po's were pretty upset about that.

Man, I don't talk to a damn person at the gym, and here I had to get to know a guy buy holding his hand, ask him questions to see if his mind can keep alert, clinging on to dear life.
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Friggin' bummed.


Had to witness an older gent (70-75 ish) totally collapse on the elliptical at the gym. Eyes straight rolled back in his head, skin all over turned grey. One of the girls from a treadmill administered CPR and took nearly 3+ minutes to get a steady pulse and him breathing on his own.


The kicker was, the defib box on the wall DIDN'T have a defib in it at all. First responders and po-po's were pretty upset about that.

Man, I don't talk to a damn person at the gym, and here I had to get to know a guy buy holding his hand, ask him questions to see if his mind can keep alert, clinging on to dear life.

The guy worked hard to have an honorable death and you fucks ruined it
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Friggin' bummed.


Had to witness an older gent (70-75 ish) totally collapse on the elliptical at the gym. Eyes straight rolled back in his head, skin all over turned grey. One of the girls from a treadmill administered CPR and took nearly 3+ minutes to get a steady pulse and him breathing on his own.


The kicker was, the defib box on the wall DIDN'T have a defib in it at all. First responders and po-po's were pretty upset about that.

Man, I don't talk to a damn person at the gym, and here I had to get to know a guy buy holding his hand, ask him questions to see if his mind can keep alert, clinging on to dear life.

So how much are your dues going to go up since this place is (likely) going to have the fucking shit fined out of it imminently?

If they don't first get the shit SUED out of it first, that is.
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Friggin' bummed.


Had to witness an older gent (70-75 ish) totally collapse on the elliptical at the gym. Eyes straight rolled back in his head, skin all over turned grey. One of the girls from a treadmill administered CPR and took nearly 3+ minutes to get a steady pulse and him breathing on his own.


The kicker was, the defib box on the wall DIDN'T have a defib in it at all. First responders and po-po's were pretty upset about that.

Man, I don't talk to a damn person at the gym, and here I had to get to know a guy buy holding his hand, ask him questions to see if his mind can keep alert, clinging on to dear life.


that's crazy, you just never know about that kind of thing. not that surprising that would hit a 70-something guy but still it's so sudden; my bro from work just had to take his wife to the ER on friday night for heart palpitations and she's only around 30-ish. wtf

not related at all, but life is fragile; I learned that first hand last year when I woke up strapped to a ICU bed with a tube in my cock and a garden hose down my throat with my wife's BFF, dad and stepmother fucking staring at me. Bad fucking afternoon
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So how much are your dues going to go up since this place is (likely) going to have the fucking shit fined out of it imminently?

If they don't first get the shit SUED out of it first, that is.

At least with his next heart attack he will die a millionaire due to no defib in the defib box.
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not related at all, but life is fragile; I learned that first hand last year when I woke up strapped to a ICU bed with a tube in my cock and a garden hose down my throat with my wife's BFF, dad and stepmother fucking staring at me. Bad fucking afternoon


wtf happened? I don't remember you talking about this...
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So how much are your dues going to go up since this place is (likely) going to have the fucking shit fined out of it imminently?

If they don't first get the shit SUED out of it first, that is.

Good point. Yea, we all kinda figured that there will be a family member that might sue once they find out. ESPECIALLY if George doesn't make it. I'm going to try and find out where they took him today. Hesitant to go to the gym today. Might be a stressful environment for all the employees.

And shit,....they might get their lease yanked. Thankfully, Anytime Fitness is national.....
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wtf happened? I don't remember you talking about this...
I'n guessing it was complications from SUPERAIDS and a touch of Eastern European Syphilis..
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Speaking of which, how many of you pole smokers are rooting for Belicheat and the Brady bunch tonight?

I honestly give zero fucks for either team, but don't want to see the pats hoist another trophy in my lifetime.
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Speaking of which, how many of you pole smokers are rooting for Belicheat and the Brady bunch tonight?

I honestly give zero fucks for either team, but don't want to see the pats hoist another trophy in my lifetime.

Falcons, I guess.

I'm just in it for all the gaucamole.
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