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Old 07-03-2017, 03:09 PM Lynxz is offline  
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I got major swamp ass going. Should I just do a rewipe to to get by and shower later after I eat? Or shower first and eat later?

Depends on your idea of "swampy". If it's just sweaty? A bubbly wet-fart feel? Or full-on mud butt where you feel your cheeks are pasted together from your anal Nutella?

If the latter, then definitely shower.
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went rock climbing with a 37 year old woman from the internet. good climber but she acted like a 14 year old girl.
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Same bitches turn insta-bisexual when they find out they got some guy's attention when they touched another woman.


Drop everything and run.
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good thing im gay
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my roommate thinks he can sing but he's fucking awful

start a youtube channel for it
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it's kinda sad
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Sounds like he needs a falcon punch to the throat

loosen up those vocal chords.
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thats really an excellent idea
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Move in with Mike. Help dat niggah with his click farming.
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JFC. Dat bitch is done. Probably some elementary school teacher that found a can in the teacher's lounge, and said fuck it, let's try this shit.
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computer duster is butane, isn't it
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Reading mine right here. No mention of the contents, but it DOES state they put a "bitterant" in it to deter misuse/inhalation. Tons about keeping it away from a flame source, so possibly.....
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