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The Lottery is now at over $1.6 Billion Dollars

After I win, I am going to blow it all on Wine, Women and Song

There will be a lot of women whom I will share my winnings with, that will have very sore cunts afterwards
Old 10-22-2018, 07:54 AM Dunkirk101 is offline  
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i will turn it into cash and bury it in an old bomb shelter somewhere and then tattoo a cryptic map describing its location onto my scrotum and go back to living my daily life and after I die maybe something interesting will happen like a treasure hunt using my ballsack map or maybe not i won't care bc i'm dead.
Old 10-22-2018, 12:32 PM lol is offline  
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sore cunts eh?
This signature is metal as fuck. Is yours?
Old 10-22-2018, 01:18 PM Baloneyflaps. is offline  
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sure sore yeah lol
Old 10-22-2018, 03:46 PM lol is offline  
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I am going to buy a komodo dragon an put it in the yard of my 8000 sq foot mansion and put a Beware of Dragon sign on my wall and any Mormons.Scientologists, etc that come onto my property will get eaten.

And I will get off free because I posted a clear warning in various languages.

Amd build a Beowulf cluster out of 100 AMD 32 core cpu systems.

And I will give 100 dollars to charity.
Think of it as Evolution In Action
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def buy a new pancreas and a shelby gt and drive far away
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