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Old 01-05-2005, 07:08 AM Gism0 is offline  
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Wow thats seriously fucked up. Take it to a vet

yes, i will take an 8 dollar hamster to the VET.

stfu,
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Old 01-05-2005, 07:14 AM Diarrhea Connoisseur is offline  
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Old 01-05-2005, 07:19 AM josegarcias4 is offline  
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Old 01-05-2005, 07:29 AM space cowboy is offline  
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Since the thread is in lack of pictures. I'll share a short hamster story for you fellers.

When I was 14, I had a hamster. He made ALOT of noise during the night, so we'd put books over his tank to sort of sound proof it during the night. We'd of course leave opening for air and what not, but one night, I didn't leave any room for air and he died.

The next morning, I was too lazy to actually go out and bury it or whatever, so I figured I'd flush him down the toilet. Hamsters get pretty damn stif when they die (little did I know at 14) so he stopped up the toilet. So 15 flushes later and poking him the rest of the way down I properly burried a good hamster.

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3. Don't flush dead hamsters down toilets.
Old 01-05-2005, 07:53 AM Munkey is offline  
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yes, i will take an 8 dollar hamster to the VET.

stfu,
lol. Seriously. One time in elementary school I did take one to the vet though. It was the class hamster and I got to take care of it for Christmas break and basically it came down with the hamster version of AIDS (ie like 99.9% fatal) and I didn't know what to do. So yeah it died and I bought one that looked like it. But my plan got foiled by someone that noticed the differences
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Old 01-05-2005, 08:24 AM CANiSLAYu is offline  
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Old 01-05-2005, 08:26 AM No_OMG is offline  
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OMG, the losers that started that live in my town. They drive around in a new bug with wrap around hampster graphics all over it. Apparently they're elventybillionaires and feed their hamptsers imported endangered animal patte to increase the cute. Makes me ill.
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Old 01-05-2005, 08:27 AM uglymale is offline  
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Since the thread is in lack of pictures. I'll share a short hamster story for you fellers.

When I was 14, I had a hamster. He made ALOT of noise during the night, so we'd put books over his tank to sort of sound proof it during the night. We'd of course leave opening for air and what not, but one night, I didn't leave any room for air and he died.

The next morning, I was too lazy to actually go out and bury it or whatever, so I figured I'd flush him down the toilet. Hamsters get pretty damn stif when they die (little did I know at 14) so he stopped up the toilet. So 15 flushes later and poking him the rest of the way down I properly burried a good hamster.

Cliffs:
1.-
2.-
3. Don't flush dead hamsters down toilets.

Good effort.
Old 01-05-2005, 08:29 AM Blueacid is offline  
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Quote:
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Since the thread is in lack of pictures. I'll share a short hamster story for you fellers.

When I was 14, I had a hamster. He made ALOT of noise during the night, so we'd put books over his tank to sort of sound proof it during the night. We'd of course leave opening for air and what not, but one night, I didn't leave any room for air and he died.

The next morning, I was too lazy to actually go out and bury it or whatever, so I figured I'd flush him down the toilet. Hamsters get pretty damn stif when they die (little did I know at 14) so he stopped up the toilet. So 15 flushes later and poking him the rest of the way down I properly burried a good hamster.

Cliffs:
1.-
2.-
3. Don't flush dead hamsters down toilets.


nice.....
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Old 01-05-2005, 09:33 AM Diarrhea Connoisseur is offline  
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:26 AM Vienge. is offline  
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:44 AM stapler is offline  
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if you don't post pics or admit , you're b7, and the only way out is to PM me pics or admission of and apology to genmay

just ban his ass
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Old 01-05-2005, 10:51 AM IcW@teR is offline  
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